Very Bored, Playing with Photoshop, and Rambling About Nothing

1.Why can't we go back to this time? When artists were pining for these reubenesque women? I would have been such a catch back then.

2. You know the book "Where the Wild Things Are"? Well, Maurice Sendak wrote another book, that I happened to get at the library to read with the kids. It is called "In the Night Kitchen." Well, I don't know what you do in the kitchen at night, but I hope it is not this:

Apparently, that is where the wild thing is. There are about five pictures of the boy's manhood in this children's book. What?! Why? Also, the story is about the naked boy getting baked into a cake by three grown men. It is stupid and pointless. (And, yes, I usually peek through the books before I read them to the kids, but I thought I could trust this classic author.) Oh, and just to add to this blurb, Jenna Bush recently said it is one of her favorite children's books. Uh-huh.

3. You know what is a cool website? Instructables.com. They have how-tos on almost everything. (And I mean everything, but I did not watch the video, "How to Make Out." But if you need tips or something, you know.)

4. I hope that creepy Val Kilmer wannabe dies tonight in LOST. He bugs. Also, is Claire's dad Jacob? Is Claire dead? Why can't Locke die, I can't stand him. I love that show.

5. My friend Alicia put up a cool site on her blog. If you like music, you should definitely check it out.

6. Do other couples do this? Get bored and take pictures of each others eyeballs? What is wrong with us? Where, exactly, does one go to get a life?

7. Sigh, hummmm.

8. Sorry, but am I the only mom who gets bored occasionally? Really, you can only play Pokemon so many times. (I know way too much about Pokemon, for a woman of my age, by the way.) The founder of the school where I taught, back when I was interesting and not taking pictures of my husband's eyeball, said, "People who say they are bored are, themselves, boring." Or something like that. Dang, I'm in trouble.

9. ... C'mon, she had to get bored sometimes. WHAT was she doing all day???

10. My kid doing karate is adorable.

11. Another kid's hair is growing remarkably fast.


12. This kid makes me laugh.

13. The end.