1. It has been almost 250 days without a full night of sleep. Hee. Hee hee. Tee heee heeeeee! (said in high screechy pitch as to imply loss of sanity.)
2. Knitting is dumb. You know what else is dumb? Scrapbooking, sewing, making aprons, crochet, baking pretty cupcakes, cooking, painting, gardening and all other activities I have tried lately during my third-life crisis. The above mentioned activities are for people who neglect the art of reality tv watching and Us Weekly reading. Said with zero bitterness.
3. When is my baby's nose going to stop running? When will he stop thinking it is funny to rub his snotty nose all over my shoulder, then smile up at my while snot trails back to my shirt?
4. I think I have a big forehead, and it is kind of wrinkled. Should I cut bangs?
5. If I have a giant bowl of spinach salad, does that cancel out the tub of spicy black bean dip I ate two hours ago? I say, "yes."
6. The spicy black bean dip at Trader Joe's is insanely good.
7. This was heard in the packed bathroom at the Spectrum.
small child to mother: "Mom! Are you going PEE or POO?!"
patient mother to small child: "Grace Small child, we do not need to shout, and we don't talk about those things."
small child to mother: "Oh. ... Is it BIG POO or LITTLE POO?"
(Shirt on left sold at your nearest photoshop toolbox.)But, to Matt's relief, they sold $8 beverages:
Seriously. My forehead.
Here we are in the private elevator, reserved for Club Level Patrons. That just meant that a waiter came by to make sure you were ingesting several $8 beverages.
We were.
Here is where Elton John called me up on stage and serenaded me with Tiny Dancer.
Well, maybe not. But if you aren't sold on Photoshop yet, I made the above pic from this...
Cool, huh?13. I wish to do serious harm to the person who wrote the song, "There's a party in my tummy, so yummy, so yummy." Sing that song 732 times in a row and you will have a typical day with the Hobsons.
14. The end.
3 comments:
No to the bangs.
Knitting, baking cupcakes ARE fun and you can be good at them all when YOU GET SOME SLEEP.
Spinach does not cancel out bean dip. Sorry. The truth hurts - I know.
Grace needs to learn decorum. Also, give up on the daintly-delicate-ballerina-soft spoken girly-girl. Enroll her in wrestling or maybe even football. She is more the Danica Patrick type.
Invent the Running Nose Catcher for Infants and get on the American Inventor show. Not only can you make some money, you will be saving millions of parents from snotty-shoulder syndrome.
Glad you had a good time at the Elton John concert. I think watching all three grandkids will be a quarterly or even maybe a semi-annual event. You know, kind of like one of those GREAT sales at the mall. It will make it SO much more special! Gosh - the ANNUAL sales are even better! How about: THE 2009 ANNUAL GRANDPARENTS WATCH THE THREE GRANDKIDS EVENT!! That sounds SO COOL!!!!
Okay - just watched "There's a party in my tummy, so yummy, so yummy." That is enough to send anyone to a padded cell...
I thought I recognized that voice at the spectrum the other day....HHAHAHA!!!!!
Where do I begin?
AAAH Yes, the important stuff...Praise God for $8 beverages, huh?
Why are you not sleeping? Maybe a few more Beverages, the tiny ones in the little clear glasses, will help you. I think they serve them with a little salt and lime or something, but I can't be certain....I'm just saying.If I remember correctly (and I don't, but really that's the whole point)those do the trick.
But then again, it might make the next morning a little rough.
I think your hair looks great! You clean up nice girly!
Nathans nose will stop running when he learns to clean it himself, which could be when he's 30 and then a few years later it all starts all over again because he's too old to sense that he's got the snot running down his upper lip.
Last I checked, Spicy black and spinach were both veggies, so you're good sister!
You are too funny...even though you don't mean to be.
Sorry you can't sleep!
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